Today In History: Hitler World War I Wonder Boy with One Ball

2008-11-21T10:07:00.000-08:00

Aye, that blok only as one ball lets write a song abou it!

Hitler has only got one ball
The Other is on the Kitchen Wall

His Mother, the Dirty Bugger,

Chopped it off When He was Small

Adolf Hitler was a monorchic as opposed to diorchic; meaning he only had one ball! It turns out that at the Battle of Somme in 1916 ,World War I, Hitler was wounded in the abdomen; he began screaming like a girl and a medic named Johan Jambor came to his aid and had to remove one of Hitler's testicles; ouch. Turns out the only thing on Hitlers mind other than the pain; was could he still have children. Why is this information just now turning up; because a priest that Johan confessed to in the 1960's violated the confidentiality of the confession and wrote the tale down in his notes. I would hate to think that when I go to make a confession that the priest is sitting there with a note pad and a sharpie recording every word. It seems that Johan managed to keep it a secret until his demise in 1985 at the tender old age of 94. However, the notes recorded by the priest have been discovered in tact and substantiated by a friend of Johan Jambors. The friend also states that Johan began experiencing severe nightmares when the Nazis rose to power under the leadership of Adolf Hitler. It is believed that Johan Jambors blamed himself for saving Hitler. He probably felt that the salvation of Hitler lead to the atrocities commited by Hitler and the Nazi Party during World War II. Its funny how Hitler focuse so heavily on perfection when he was the most imperfect of them all with one ball.